Top 5 Mind-blowing SEO Jokes For 2014. 5th is Just Insane

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Search engine optimization is the cornerstone of any online business’ success.

How long will a business stay relevant depends upon the amount of efforts it puts in its search engine optimization strategy. SEO trends come and go. The year 2013 was full of many SEO fads which came and went by.

But some of those trends and fads stayed. Many phrases like “Content is the king” etc became common terms all over the web. So today we are here at BloggingCage to give to you the top 5 SEO trends of 2014 in a joke format!

Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014: The Roundup.

1. Content is the king, and the sooner you learn and accept it, the better.

Content is the new buzzword everywhere. People have understood the basic fact that any amount of promotion can’t sell a bad product. So having a solid product, a solid content strategy and the right amount of promotion is crucial for the success of any online business.

Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014 content is the king

2. Google plus helps you rank: But Authorship losing benefits.

Google removed authorship pictures from SERPS with its latest search engine update.

With the loss of pictorial promotion now there’s only one benefit of the Google Authorship and it is that it might still be a major factor in search engine rankings based on the Author rank of the person posting the content!

Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014 google authorship serps

Still Google+ is very relevant when it comes to SEO because Google+ doesn’t require us to pay to receive targeted traffic!

The number of +1s and re-shares too matter a lot, and having a domain specific plus one button is also a good practice!
By domain specific +1 button I mean having a +1 button with URL set to your root domain!

3. Social media promotion:

Social media promotion never went out of fashion since the time it was created. It will continue to be a strong supporting signal for SEO even in 2014.

Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014 facebook group spammer

Hahhhahaaaa, yeah this one was for the social media spammers out there. Trying too hard to promote your post on social media can even lead to your domain being marked as unsafe and it might be blacklisted.

The mediums have diversified and we now have a lot of social media channels apart from Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and Google Plus. Websites like Pinterest, Reddit, Slashdot and many more can help you in bringing the much needed traffic boost you wanted for your site!

Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014 social media user

Social sharing also includes one more important aspect and that is sharing content made by others. The more we share other people’s content, the more are our chances of getting shared.

By mutual sharing we get to become a part of the online community and it also increases our exposure to our potential clients, future reader and subscribers.

It doesn't matter how awesome your content is, no one likes to promote people who are too proud and never giving credit to others for their hard work.

4.  Guest blogging :

This post shows you that guest blogging is not dead yet, and it won’t be in the many days to come. ( If you didn't understand this line then scroll down and read the author bio!)

Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014 guest posting seo trends

It is the one tactic that Google can’t and shouldn't fully try to quantify. Anyone can get published anywhere irrespective of their niche or writing style. So this is one of the major benefits of guest blogging.

The total social media support, back links and inbound visitors generated from the guest blogs make it an altogether profitable business.

5. Be fast and responsive:

SEO strategy in 2014 and beyond would require web pages to be fast and websites to be fully mobile responsive.

The strategy of having another mobile specific sub-domain is no longer relevant because a mobile sub-domain would require investment and a different seo strategy which runs parallel to the main domain.

The question arises is how fast is too fast?

By fast I mean that the instant the visitor lands on a website, the content should start loading. There should be no initial wait time and the whole process should finish within 2 seconds at max.

So, you thought we wouldn’t make fun of this trend. Watch the below image and laugh your heart out.

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Top 5 SEO trend jokes for 2014 fast and responsive website

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So, these were the top 5 seo trends jokes for 2014. We know you will be motivated to follow all of them word by word just because we posted it and ours is an authority website.

But trust us, the greatest SEO tip would be to go out and experiment. For sure the basics of SEO always remain the same but little experimentation would lead you to tricks and strategies that you thought would never be possible.

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Aditya Nath Jha

This post was written by Aditya Nath Jha who blogs at Inspire2rise.com and works as an SEO for MyRefers. He is a blogger, website speed optimizer and when he is not blogging he loves to play his guitar and create music!

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18 thoughts on “Top 5 Mind-blowing SEO Jokes For 2014. 5th is Just Insane”

  1. Hahaha! Were you referring to me when you raised the point about Google authorship? The week within which I set out my profile for Google authorship, it was within that same that Google closed that thing down. Hahaha!
    This was a great piece Jha!

    • I didn’t know that Emmanuel but many bloggers went through the same. Hilarious situation it is. We are all so dependent on Google, because we all are playing in their playground! 😀

  2. Thank you for the chance to get published on BloggingCage.com. I will make sure the readers get chance to get more of my content in the near future!

  3. Haha, awesome bro. I was laughing all the time 😀
    You make so much awesome memes, why don’t you make a stand alone meme site, I’m sure it’ll be a hit 🙂

    • Thanks Supratim bro for your kindness, but the point is that an artist can’t be creatively high all the time. 😀
      Such stuff requires time and effort to make! 😀

  4. I found this post on Triberr,
    what a great post, Aditya!

    I loved the images, so funny!
    Sometimes we have to take things not so seriously,
    as we can become crazy, above all with all these changes from Google in just EVERYTHING!

    Thanks for sharing, a great way to cheerfully revive my day.

    • Thank you Erik, this post was especially targeted towards SEOs and Bloggers who spend day and night trying to understand how these things work! 😀

  5. Ha Ha, you should have also included the Matt Cutts on Holiday trolls, I think the second one is awesome.

    • Thanks for taking the time out to read this post brother. I am thinking of making a dedicated post for Matt Cutts and his over the top SEO strategies! 😛

  6. Hi Aditya,

    Nice to see ya here!

    Well, looking at SEO from this point of view; I had never though about it before! These rib-tickling trolls really made me die of laughter.

    Even, I had set up my profile for Google Authorship, when Google decided to wipe of it from Search results :p

    Thanks,
    Sayantan

  7. The Line “One simply Doesn’t post in a 100 Facebook Groups within 2 minutes” is that for you Aditya ? 😛 Because you know it better how you spam every status of yours promoting your blog.

    P.S. Creative and Fun article I would say.

  8. Hi Aditya,
    You write some great tips here. Search engine optimization is the main lifeline for a website. If a website want to reach his desire goal, then he will must need to do proper seo. More traffic=More money. And always great content plays a vital role in seo. Thanks for sharing things tips.

  9. Talking about content being king Aditya, it will be a fake king if its kingdom and of course the subjects are not spelled out. I think that’s one of the flaps that’s left unmentioned – The kingdom 😉

    what do you think?

  10. hahahaha oh my god nice jokes but I live real jokes with google panda in 2 week I had be very popular in google, a manager in google tell me ” hey son come close, you know that your strategies are from the midle age ” . 😛 hahaha 😀

  11. Hahaha I love the memes included with each one, especially number five, made me spit a bi of tea out of my mouth, lucky it wasn’t a lot or I’d be billing you for a new laptop! 😛

  12. Great post Aditya,
    The tips you told us are really effective. Being creative is important while blogging. It is what can create ideas in your mind for blogging.
    Choosing a niche and sticking to it is also important to earn money in blogging. Trying and testing something new that helps our readers is also a good practice to create a great readership.

  13. Awesome post Aditya bro! I was already smiling till the third one but the last one made me cry due to laughter! 😀

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